casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

lunaluvsgood:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all


NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.


bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

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russia gets silver:

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chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

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actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

ok but it’s canada


satan-masterofsass:

myfrankensteinromance:

corpsin123:

gallifrey-feels:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

tinkerbeth-in-neverland:

sparklesstripeyjumpers:

broadcasting-in-living-color:

Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.

dude dont forget this guy walked on water

he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.

he’s finally getting notes!!!!

I love this man so much

fucking dynamo fucking sold his fucking soul to fucking Crowley

Fucking explain to me how else he could fucking melt glass with his bare fucking hands

JESUS

This is that superhero nobody believes is real under the guise of being a magician, oh my god he’s a deity.

this is the shit drop out students from Hogwarts do

collectiveassbutts:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via



*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

american contract law, baby

collectiveassbutts:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via

image

*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

american contract law, baby


Kate McKinnon talks about trying to adopt a cat.


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